Wanted posters — Perps believed to be headed to D.C.

WANTED for Felony Unwanted Kissing —

DONALD TRUMP (and your creepy uncle)

Possible sentence — chemical removal of lips (without anesthesia), castration, banishment to his tower.

WANTED for Destruction of Evidence subpoenaed by the US Congress; Perjury to the US Congress, FBI, and the American People (classified emails, non-secure private email server, anti-Muslim video); Illegal use of Family Foundation to provide means for foreign governments and individuals to Buy Influence over US Government decisions; Collaborating with Anarchist organizations seeking to undermine Law Enforcement Authority; Collaborating with Major Media Corporations to Delegitimize any Opponent or Accuser; Collaborating with Public Unions to make Citizens the Servants of the Government; Fomenting a Civil Purge by defining all who disagree with current Government policies as “Irredeemable Deplorables” —

HILLARY CLINTON (and her corrupt Anti-Constitution organization)

Possible sentence: Election to President of the United States of America.

There is the arrogance of a rich man who thinks he can take liberties with strange women and there is the arrogance of a woman who knows that she is above the law and is preparing to take liberties from all of us.

God help us.

Alan Felts
Peachtree City, Ga.