Dinner for hired help is so Mama

I returned from running errands the other day to find a message from Mama on my answering machine.

"I cooked dinner for the painters. I thought you might want to come over and eat."

Here's the translation for that message: "cooked" means "feast"; "dinner" means "lunch"; "painters" means Mama's feeding the hired help again.

This is nothing new.

She's been doing this as long as I can remember,

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