Jude Law (in yet another film) plays roguish Dan Wolf, first time author and pursuer of interesting women. He meets Alice Ayres (Natalie Portman), a quirky American stripper when she gets hit by a car on a busy London street. It's love at first sight, naturally. Portman does her funky chick bit (again) inspiring Jude to write a book that is doomed for the bargain bin.

Enter Julia Roberts as a professional photographer. She photographs Jude for his dust jacket and before the session ends, Jude decides he must, nay, he shall have her. Julia bites her enormous lower lip for the first, but definitely, not the last time in this movie.

Through a nasty prank played in an adult chat room (and I do mean Nasty) Jude unintentionally sets up Larry (Clive Owen) a dermatologist with time to spare for a rendevous with Miss Roberts. It's love at second sight and they end up getting married.

Meanwhile, Julia is cheating on Clive with Jude. She eventually confesses, destroying her marriage. Jude leaves Natalie for Julia, but everything goes sour. Natalie leaves Jude and goes