A pastor was out riding his bike when he saw a boy with a lawn mower for sale.

"How much do you want for that mower?" he asked.

"I want just enough money to buy a bike," the little boy answered.

Then the pastor asked, "Why don't we trade?" So the boy looked over the bike while the pastor looked over the lawn mower. The preacher began to pull on the rope to get it started. He pulled and pulled, but it wouldn't crank.

He called the boy over and said, "I can't get this mower started."

The boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher replied, "I'm a minister and I don't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him and said, "You keep pulling on that rope and it'll come