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HOW DARE YOU CHRISTIANS !!

How dare you Christians vote in the last election! Haven't you heard from the Democrats this past week that "they will save civilization as we know it?"

You should all stay out of politics. You keep quoting that outdated and out-of-touch Bible of yours, and expect others to follow you and your, "so called values."

Why in the world do you keep persisting that the "unborn" need protecting? Don't you know that they are not "beings" until they are born? And besides, we all came from ooze from the ocean and then started crawling and finally started climbing and became monkeys anyway, even if Darwin did state in his "Origin Of Species" that there were large "gaps" and "unknowns" in his theory.

As for we homosexuals, we are 25 percent of the population and should have all the rights that the so called "time honored married folks" have. We should be treated like all the other minorities. It means nothing to us that marriage is sacred to you and your so-called "religious beliefs." Please don't quote that outdated "God's Word" idea stating marriage only being between a man and a woman.

Why do you "do-gooders" believe in the antiquated idea that if an under-aged teenager gets an abortion, she should be required to tell her parents? Why in the world would they need to know? Besides, it is her child, not theirs.

Why do you feel the need for prayer in the schools? We now have metal detectors and are giving out free condoms in place of Bibles. At least they are useful.

Why do you Patriots continue to insist upon the phrase, "One Nation Under God" in our pledge, and "In God We Trust" on our money? Not every single American believes that so we must insure that every person, at no time will ever, at any level, feel uncomfortable with our American values or our way of life. We have asked the ACLU to monitor this and insure that at no time will any form of faith or religion ever be mentioned at any level of our society regardless of what the outdated Constitution has to say. We have instructed judges throughout the land to interpret and eliminate all outdated ideas no matter how much American blood was spilt for those ideas.

When we are in power, we will all be richer and better off without the high cost of a military because we can trust the U.N. to protect and police the world for us. France has been our ally ever since we liberated them in 1944. The thousands of American graves in France prove their love for us. And as for Germany, yes they started two World Wars, but like France, they too are a strong ally. We can stop all this war and spend those hard earned tax dollars on more social programs that we all know we need.

And then there are those dangerous guns that you all have in your closets. Guns are the reason for all the crime. We have a planned requirement to have all law abiding citizens turn in their guns so our streets can be safer. We haven't yet discovered how to make the crime syndicates become law abiding and follow the examples of the law abiding citizens yet, but we are sure that one day they will see the error of their ways and follow suit.

We have also discovered that you people out there don't really understand high finances like we do so we will assist you in spending your money. The taxes we will raise will help you at many levels so you wont really need all that extra cash to blow on luxuries like, food, clothing, rent, education, transportation, and housing.

A vote for us is a vote for progress! We never look back! We know you will vote for us and totally understand what we are trying to do to you, for you and through you.

Did I mention that we are very religious? "LET US PRAY!!"

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