Frantically,
Mom told the firefighters that they needed to get a stretcher. The firefighters
with all their medical equipment tried to keep up with Mom in the darkness
of the backyard as she ran up to the lake.
At the base
of the giant oak tree, illuminated only by a small campfire, six boys
were standing in a circle. When the boys looked around and saw the firefighters,
the circle parted, and there on the ground lay one dirty, crumpled-up
little boy with a broken arm, still crying.
But this is
the end of the story, not the start. This story started three weeks before
at Cliff Condos.
Cliff Condos
was the massive three-year dig into the 30-foot cliff two doors down from
our house on Flamingo Street. The developer of our subdivision had deemed
the lot to be unsuitable for building, but it was just what we had been
looking for. An entire cliff made out of sandstone! We dug hand and foot
holds from the base of the cliff up 15 feet and then started to dig into
the side of the sandstone cliff.
Well into the
second year of the dig, we had completed the great room and two bedrooms.
Early one morning, I was digging with Neighbor Thomas and Twin Brother
Mark when Big Brother James climbed up the cliff and said, "Hey guys
I've got a great idea!"
Oh no, I thought,
whenever he has a good idea, I get hurt. I must admit, for once, Big Brother
James's idea didn't sound so bad, and it didn't sound like anyone would
get hurt. Boy, was I wrong!
Big Brother
James said that we should take a break and move our construction team
from the vacant lot of Cliff Condos to the base of the giant oak tree
up at the lake. He said he wanted us to build a tree house. Goofy Steve
liked the idea because he was tired of being thrown off the top of the
cliff onto the pile of soft dirt at the bottom. Twin Brother Mark and
Neighbor Thomas liked the idea because they were the ones doing most of
the digging. I liked the idea because I would be able to use Dad's new
hammer.
The neighborhood
lake was located just above the swamp that was directly behind our house.
Since we spent so much time up at the lake swimming, skipping rocks and
swinging on the rope swing, it just seemed logical that we should build
a tree fort and live there. We asked Mom, and she said it was okay, but
I just think she wanted us to stop digging. She walked off saying something
about how all that fine dirt kept tearing up her washing machine.
The tree fort
was gonna be the best ever; Big Brother James had picked out the largest
oak tree he could find. It had smaller limbs near the bottom, perfect
for climbing. It would be easy for Older Brother Richard to climb up with
tools and stuff. He was the best darn tree climber in all of Flamingo
Street - maybe even the entire world!
The giant oak
tree forked into two huge trees, branching apart about 20 feet up
perfect placement for a tree fort where no girls were allowed. The oak
tree overlooked the fishing lake, and that was good. We could see when
it was time for us to swing on the rope swing. The oak tree was at the
edge of The Forest, and that was not so good. Every kid on Flamingo Street
knew that The Forest was haunted.
When construction
started, Big Brother James told everyone what to do. Twin Brother Mark
and Neighbor Thomas toted the lumber. Preston Weston was the saw man.
Brother Richard and I climbed up in the tree, nailing the boards while
Goofy Steve stayed on the ground. Goofy was afraid that he would fall
out of the tree and get hurt so he stayed on the ground and handed boards
up to us.
A short three
weeks later, our tree fort was finished. Big Brother James had thought
of everything. He had Older Brother Richard build a three-foot railing
all the way around so when we slept we wouldn't roll off and fall. He
had me nail short pieces of boards up the tree for a ladder. He even had
Booger build a roof so when it rained, we would stay dry. But, most important
of all, he tied off a rope for quick escapes, just in case a certain someone
came lurking around.
This was the
best tree fort ever, and to finish it off, Bubba Hanks painted a sign
at the bottom of the tree: "Tree Fort, Girls Keep Out." That
night Mom said it was okay for us to sleep up at the fort. With sleeping
bags, hot dogs and all the fixings for s'mores in our backpacks, we headed
for the fort.
When it got
dark, we started a small campfire, roasted the hotdogs, ate s'mores, and
had one great flaming marshmallow fight. When it came time for bed, we
all climbed up the wood ladder I had built. Big Brother James went first
then Older Brother Richard, Twin Brother Mark, Neighbor Thomas, and then
Booger. Candi wouldn't let Preston come; she said if girls weren't allowed
in the tree fort, neither was he. Bubba Hanks didn't come either; he didn't
have a sleeping bag.
Goofy Steve
said he didn't want to climb up because he was afraid that he would fall
and get hurt. He spread his sleeping bag out at the base of the tree,
crawled in and zipped it up to keep the bugs out. I was the last one to
climb up the wood ladder, and right when I reached for the top rung, it
pulled loose!
When I hit
the ground, everyone heard the scream and looked over the railing at me
looking up at them. The scream didn't come from me, though. I would've
been seriously hurt or even killed if I hadn't landed on Goofy Steve in
his sleeping bag. Unfortunately for Goofy, my landing broke his arm. Looking
back, I guess nailing that last board of the ladder with only two nails
instead of four was a small detail that really was important. I know if
you asked Goofy Steve, he'd tell you that it definitely was.
[Rick Ryckeley
is employed by the Fayette County Department of Fire and Emergency Services.
He can be reached at [email protected].]






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