Take this quick quiz to see

if you have already failed in your New Year's resolutions, or are just,

generally, a failure.

1. Since Jan. 1 you have

lost:

A. 11 pounds.

B. The cocktail napkin you

wrote your resolutions on.

C. So much self-control, you

qualify for the "Ozzy Osbourne Lifestyle of Excess" Award.

2. In the 20 days or so

since the New Year, you have:

A. Run every day.

B. Run out and bought an exercise

machine.

C. Run out of checks to pay

for all the Christmas credit card bills.

3. Your life goal for the

coming year is:

A. To live well and prosper.

B. To live more healthily.

C. To live through one more

Atlanta Braves washout season.

4. Your work goals for the

coming year are:

A. Make your work environment

a better place.

B. Leave your mark on every

project you handle.

C. Find where they moved your

offices without telling you.

5. You have lost 20 pounds

since Jan. 1; you owe your success to:

A. The Atkins Diet.

B. Rigorous exercise.

C. Staying up nights worrying

over Camilla and Tony Soprano.

6. This year you plan to

hit it big because:

A.You believe in hard work

and dedication.

B. You (and your cats) came

up with a surefire way to pick lottery numbers.

C. By golly, you're going to

marry that guy from the "Joe Millionaire" show.

7. The greatest hope for

the coming year for you is:

A. To breakdown walls with

an estranged neighbor.

B. To rekindle a better relationship

with that old best friend.

C. To get your daughter to

give you her cell phone number.

8. The best advice you could

give to the rest of the world for 2003 is:

A. Never underestimate the

power of prayer.

B. Give back, more than you

take.

C. Dump that stock you have

invested into Iraqi oil.

Hope you passed.