A man came in from his golf

game and his wife asked, "how'd you do?"

"Well, I was hitting pretty

well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball

went."

"Well, you're 80-years-old,

Jack," the wife said, "why don't you take my brother along?"

Jack protested, "But he's

90-years-old and doesn't even play golf any longer."

His wife said, "but he's

got perfect eyesight. He could watch your golf ball."

The next day Jack tried Edna's

idea and took her brother along. He teed up, swung and the ball disappeared

down the middle of the fairway.

"Do you see it?"

asked Jack.

"Yep," the brother-in-law

answered.

"Where is it?" asked

Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot," answered

the feeble brother-in-law.

It's tough getting old, isn't

it? The bumper sticker reads, "growing old is not for sissies."

Maybe you're among the crowd who gets winded playing checkers, or who

needs a fire permit to light all of your birthday candles, and oxygen

after blowing them all out. You stop to think and forget how to start

again. The only whistles you get are from the tea kettle. You have too

much room in your house, and not enough in your medicine cabinet.

As we grow older, how can we

grow stronger? Let me make a few suggestions.

Keep developing a friendship

with God. Have you ever thought about a friendship with God? Three times

the Bible refers to Abraham's friendship with God (Isaiah 41:8, 2 Chronicles

20:7, James 2:23). Abraham was a great Bible character of faith who was

called to a new challenge at age 75. He had a close relationship with

God. How do you develop a friendship with someone? You find common interests,

you spend time together, you enjoy each other and accept each other warts

and all. You want to help each other grow.

Keep growing stronger in your

faith. Abraham followed God's instructions throughout his life, and knew

the joy of obedience. Following the Lord is the only pursuit that brings

true happiness. Several years ago, Norman Vincent Peale found his father's

diary. An entry from September, 1888, read, "I go to prayer meeting

once a week, church every Sunday. I have discovered a great truth and

it is this. If you stick with Jesus and have faith in him, He will see

you through anything. You will have good success." All through childhood,

Peale's father would tell him, "Son, stick with Jesus."

Look at old age as "good"

and keep a positive attitude. The Bible records that Abraham died at a

"good old age." Old age is good. Make this natural stage of

life a positive experience by having a healthy outlook. One senior wrote:

I'm a senior citizen and proud

of it.

I'm the life of the party .

. . even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm usually interested in going

home before I get to where I am going.

I'm the first one to find the

bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before

my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because

I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling storiesover

and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's

grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm so cared for: long term

care, eye care, Medicare, dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't

like traffic, waiting, crowds or politicians.

I'm positive I did housework

correctly before my mate retired.

I'm sure everything I can't

find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy

and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering

simple words like.

I'm realizing aging is not

for sissies.

I'm walking more (to the bathroom)

and enjoying it less.

I'm going to reveal what goes

on behind closed doors, absolutely nothing!

I'm sure they are making adults

much younger these days.

I'm in the initial stage of

my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's and AARP.

I'm a walking storeroom of

factsI've just lost the key to it.

I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I

think I am having the time of my life!!

Now, if I could only remember

who sent this to me, I wouldn't be sending it