Congratulations to Augusta

National chairman, "Hootie" Johnson, and his firm stand on maintaining

the status quo and adhering to the rules of the private club. He is one

of the few males left in America who acts like a real man and one who

believes in freedom.

I have an idea that might work

out the problem for Mr. Johnson. Simply give a membership to one poor,

homeless, disabled, environmentally conscious, non-English-speaking, illegal

alien lesbian atheist single-parent female vegetarian. That would take

care of most every possible group that could ever charge Augusta National

with discrimination.

I wonder how many men are members

of Ms. Burk's organization? Ms. Burk should try to find a cause that would

actually better someone's life. Her actions are disgraceful and very un-American.

Kevin Arnold

Fayetteville