I turned 26 years old
yesterday.
That's 312
months or 9,490 days old. There have definitely been more good days than
bad days, at least as far back as I can remember.
Lots of great
things happened on June 5 in history. June 5, 1783, two men demonstrated
the powers of their hot air balloon with a 10-minute flight over Annonay,
France. June 5 was also the day that Bill Moyers was born and his books
and television programs are fantastic. I also share my birthday with actor
Mark Wahlberg and P-Nut from the band 311, which I think is very cool.
Unfortunately,
Kenny G was also born June 5.
I worked at
a music store one Christmas and we had to listen to his Christmas album
over and over again. I will never forgive that man for that album, nor
will I forgive that manager, who most likely couldn't figure out how to
take CDs out of the CD player.
June 5 wasn't
always such a great day in history. In 1967, war erupted in the Middle
East and a year later Robert Kennedy was assassinated by Sirhan Sirhan.
Things did seem to brighten up the day I was born, though. In fact, the
Suez Canal re-opened June 5, 1975, as tensions in the Middle East decreased,
at least for a little while. There hasn't been anything amazing to happen
on my birthday since Mel Torme, a.k.a The Velvet Fog, passed away June
5, 1999. Some channel needs to show a Mel Torme on Night Court marathon
to honor the man.
I get more
reflective with each birthday. Last year I kept thinking, "I'm a
quarter of a century old," and this year the nagging thought is "I'm
closer to 30 than 20." I realize that it's nothing to get upset over
and that 26 really isn't all that old, but a lot has changed in my 26
years.
For instance,
when I was born, computers took up entire rooms, phones had rotary dials
and there was a gas crisis. Now, computers can be held in your palm, I
haven't seen a rotary phone since I was in that jail cell in Tijuana (just
kidding, Mom) and, well, I guess we may be heading into another gas crisis.
The best thing
about my birthday is that I spread out the fun to make it last all week
long, while I have a good time with my friends and family. Cards and gifts
can be sent to me here at the paper. I like chocolate cake and I could
really use a Playstation 2.
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