Blue highways take you to the
little towns that are the heart and soul of this country, and, at the
risk of sounding country-Western, blue highways are often wistful highways.
William Least Heat Moon named
his memorable book of 20 or so years ago Blue Highways to celebrate the
two-lane "back roads" usually colored blue on the state highway
map.
The interstates get you from
point A to point B more quickly, of course, and opposed as I am to the
paving of America, I do love the interstate system for its efficiency
as well as for its broad, sweeping vistas.
But the blue highways we travel
most these days are the rivers of the Southeast. We got hooked on river
barging in Europe, where waterways thread past villages humming quietly
about their business of being community centers. Many provide docks and
tie-ups as part of a park stretching along a river front just a few paces
from the town center, giving boaters access to fresh groceries and locals
access to a green retreat where they can walk or sit or just watch the
river slide by with its waterborne traffic.
Some of our best memories of
France are of trudging up a flower-lined gravel path to a busy street
with a boulangerie , a green grocer and a bakery. We learned the
right way to say "Bonjour," not the flat greeting of high school
French class, but a caroling "BOHN-zhoor!" that starts high
in the head, as tenors like to explain the quality of their voices.
Fresh-baked baguettes ,
some fromage blanche , a local vin , and we thought we were
in heaven.
Sadly, our attempts to replicate
our European experience have left us feeling ... well, wistful.
Don't misunderstand. For scenic
beauty, the American rivers we've experienced hold their own with most
that we enjoyed in Europe. (Well, all right, we have come around many
a bend and sighed, "What a beautiful scene, but that little mountain
would have a castle on it if we were in Germany.")
But here, the towns often disappoint.
Granted, cruising is an undiscovered recreation in America. Most of my
countrymen see boats as merely a way to get to where the fish are, or
to tow water-skiers back and forth across a lake.
And for that very reason, the
towns and marinas along the American waterways in our experience are geared
up for fishermen or vacationers out on the water for a day. The few "grocery"
stores we do find are stocked with Vienna sausage and corn chips and soft
drinks. If we're really lucky, we'll find a convenience store within walking
distance which for us is a mile or two, depending on the weather
and how much we expect to have to carry.
We've learned that asking someone
at a marina to direct us to a food store within walking distance usually
gets us a puzzled look or a flat denial that there's any food "within
walking distance." I've come to the conclusion that the puzzled look
means he can't imagine why anyone would want to mix grocery-shopping with
a day on the water, and "walking distance" means the stretch
from his kitchen door to the pickup truck in his carport.
Rare is the American river
town that provides a dock at all, much less within easy reach of downtown.
It's the old "chicken-or-the-egg" conundrum: city fathers can't
see spending a few thousand dollars to welcome rare river cruisers, and
the number of river cruisers won't increase greatly as long as services
are hard to come by.
When we're low on supplies,
we want a place with certain public amenities, and we're willing to pay
for them:
· A low dock with strong
cleats to make fast to ...
· Ideally, with a city
water faucet within reach of our hose;
· A walkway, not too steep,
leading to a nearby street;
· A grocery store bigger
than a convenience store;
· A drugstore or hardware
store would be a real perk;
· A clean laundromat,
maybe next door to a good mom-and-pop diner.
· A newspaper rack with
something in it besides USA Today.
· A public shower for
trips in weather too cold for river baths heaven!
Anything more would be icing
on the cake. Noteworthy examples of such river hospitality are Chattanooga
and Nashville, Tenn. and Columbus, Ga., where most of the above were available,
plus beautiful waterfront parks and great restaurants. In the case of
Chattanooga, add a first-rate aquarium and several museums and sculpture
gardens.
Next week we'll visit some
small towns that offer river hospitality, and one that doesn't. ...
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