Daniel, my
husband, buys a new truck every five to nine years. When he sells a truck
just prior to buying a new one he always has guys in line to buy it.
His used trucks
look almost like new inside. Even the last Ford 150 he sold in 1998 before
buying his first 250 was super clean and he'd driven it for nine years!
Not only does
he keep the interior spotless, his trucks get regular maintenance. He
is quite impressive in the way he cares for machinery of any kind.
Actually, he's
pretty impressive in lots of areas. Like in the way he always is so agreeable
when I just want to ride. He likes to ride, too.
It didn't take
us long to learn all the roads within a 12 to 15 mile radius of our home
after we moved to Meriwether County three years ago. I am especially drawn
to back roads where tree branches try to reach out across the road and
embrace one another to form a romantic canopy for folks like us.
Not that I
ever need an excuse to try a new road but I love it when somebody tells
me they are looking to buy a house or land in certain area. I immediately
want to look for it for them. And not among the want ads. Not hardly.
I want to ride the roads. It's the only way to do justice to such a search!
As luck would
have it, some friends of ours are looking for land in Meriwether or Pike.
So recently, as we were driving through Molena, I saw this little sign,
"House for sale."
Turn around,
there was a sign! He knew what kind of sign I was referring to. I'm sure
he even had a general idea who I had in mind when I saw the sign and why
I thought we should check it out. Not that we always have to have a reason.
But I'm really glad I had good reason on this particular day.
You see, it
had been raining. A lot. For days. So what? It never occurred to me that
the weather should have any impact our riding adventures.
Also, for days,
weeks, maybe even months I have been half-heartedly listening to Daniel
mull over endless details about all the tires he had been looking at to
replace the "street tires" that came on his 250 Diesel.
He has been
trying to push his present Firestones (yep, awesome Firestones!) to 60,000
miles. He likes round numbers.
The tread still
looks good to me. He says they are starting to show wear, though, and
has been incessantly discussing tire treads.
Who cares about
tire tread? All terrain tire tread, at that. Me? I figure a tire is a
tire is a tire, right?
Wrong. We proceeded
down the road. A little pavement. A little gravel. A little dirt. Then
suddenly the clay. The wet clay. On a hill. In a curve. Very wet clay.
Talk about
your life instantly flashing before your eyes. Actually it was several
lifetimes, or maybe it was just my marriage... But there was nothing instant
about what happened.
Slowly, very
slowly, that big beautiful bright amber hunk of metal began to slide ever
so gently across the road and down into the ditch on our left. Uh huh,
alllllll the way across the road. Until it decided all on its own, with
no input from its driver, that enough was enough which thankfully was
a few inches from the bank that would have muddied up Daniel's door really
bad!
Me? I'm just
having an adventure. Shucks, I know, as soon as the sliding stops, that
big old 4X4 will just pull us right back up on the road. Shows how smart
I am. You see, I was learning about tread, and the value of a cell phone.
As he stood
there looking helpless while we waited for Rusty with his new, impressive,
absolutely awesome all terrain tires to come to the rescue, I was almost
speechless. In 32 years of marriage I don't recall seeing that look before.
The pain was only compounded, I'm sure, by the knowledge that a Dodge
was about to rescue his Ford.
You would think
a smart woman like me would know to keep quiet in such a setting. Not
very bright on that particular Sunday afternoon, I quipped, "Bet
you wish you could cut out mine and Rusty's tongues before news of this
gets spread around."
"Then
what would I do about your fingers?" he asked glumly.
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