Within the
next few days if you're driving in or around Fairburn, you may encounter
a herd of 57 goats following a bearded man wearing a white jacket and
using a six-foot length of PVC pipe as a shepherd's staff.
Self-styled
"goat man" Mitchell Williams says he's not kidding ... he's
running for governor.
Tuesday,
he headed up his herd and moved out of Fayette County after law enforcement
officials there refused to let him drive the herd through traffic-choked
downtown Fayetteville. He was sighted near Mundy's Mill Road Wednesday,
but his ultimate goal, he says, is to get to Fairburn where he has access
to a camp site.
He is using
the goat parade, he said, to draw attention to his campaign. His platform
is based on one issue: converting Georgia to "true" time and
doing away with current standard times.
Calling his
campaign "The True Time Parade," he has been working his way
south since Jan. 14. "Georgia needs a true time standard,"
he told The Citizen, "not the standard they're using now, what
I call Mickey Mouse time."
Instead of
Eastern Standard or Eastern Daylight Time, each part of the state should
be on "true" time, measured by its longitude, he said. Sunrise
reaches the eastern parts of the state long before it touches the western
border, Williams argued. So school children have to board buses more
and more in the dark the farther west they live.
"Our
true time would be about 37 minutes after Eastern Standard Time,"
he said.
Using his
standard, he said, school children would be able to board buses and
walk to school in daylight, preventing injury and death. "This
is going to be a hot, hot issue," he said.
Williams
styles himself a modern day version of the famous Goat Man, Chess McCartney,
who traveled the Southeast for more than four decades.
The original
Goat Man was a legend in his time. From the '40s into the '80s, McCartney
drove his goat-drawn wagon north in the summer and south in the winter,
preaching to large crowds along the way. He was a familiar sight to
anyone frequenting U.S. Highway 41.
Williams
said he has found officials in most areas supportive of his parade.
In one town, city fathers even joined the parade to bask in the glare
of publicity that the entourage tends to attract.
But when
he crossed from Henry into Fayette on his way to Fairburn last week,
officers warned him that driving his herd on the public road was illegal.
Sheriff's Department officials found a willing homeowner just south
of Fayetteville who had previously raised goats himself, and Williams
settled in there for a few days, hoping officers would change their
minds.
But they
didn't, concerned over the safety problems that might come from having
57 goats herded along the right of way, said Maj. Ken Rose. "The
law prohibits the running of livestock all over the roads in Fayette
County," he said, but added the Sheriff's Department had no desire
to arrest Williams. Tuesday, he turned the herd around and headed into
Clayton County with plans to skirt the borders of Fayette and get to
Fairburn that way.
Williams'
decision to run for governor may have been a case of necessity being
the mother of invention.
He drove
school buses in the city of Atlanta for 15 years before retiring recently
and going into the goat business full-time, he said. He built up his
herd and hired the goats out to Fort Yargo State Park in Winder, to
keep the underbrush cleared out.
But the park
yanked his contract, he said, leaving him with nowhere to go, so Williams
did what any thinking person would do under the circumstances ... he
decided to run for governor.
After wintering
in Fairburn, he said, he hopes to head out to south Georgia in the spring
to continue his campaign.
Making about
eight or nine miles a day, Williams herds his goats until he finds a
stopping place, then hitchhikes back to where his RV is parked and brings
the camper to where the goats are bedded down. "I live wherever
the goats are at," he said.
He has run
twice before for governor, and twice for Atlanta mayor, he said. Priding
himself on spending no money on his campaigns, he brags that he did
spend $23.40 in one mayoral race and got his highest vote total ever:
261 votes.
The visibility
of his goat parade has brought several offers of campaign contributions,
Williams said, adding he is thinking about making a more serious run
for governor this time, possibly even getting an official place on the
Republican Primary ballot for 2002.
He had one
contribution once before, he said. "A man offered a substantial
donation and said it was so I could see a psychiatrist," he chuckled.







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