Now, there
were two possessions of the James Dillingham Youngs in which they both
took a mighty pride. One was Jim's gold watch that had been his father's
and his grandfather's. The other was Della's hair. Had the queen of Sheba
lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della would have let her hair hang
out the window some day to dry just to depreciate Her Majesty's jewels
and gifts. Had King Solomon been the janitor, with all his treasures piled
up in the basement, Jim would have pulled out his watch every time he
passed, just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.
So now Della's
beautiful hair fell about her rippling and shining like a cascade of brown
waters. It reached below her knee and made itself almost a garment for
her. And then she did it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered
for a minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed on the worn
red carpet.
...
She found it
at last. It surely had been made for Jim and no one else. There was no
other like it in any of the stores, and she had turned all of them inside
out. It was a platinum fob chain simple and chaste in design, properly
proclaiming its value by substance alone and not by meretricious ornamentation
as all good things should do. It was even worthy of The Watch. As soon
as she saw it she knew that it must be Jim's. It was like him. Quietness
and value the description applied to both. Twenty-one dollars they took
from her for it, and she hurried home with the 87 cents. With that chain
on his watch Jim might be properly anxious about the time in any company.
Grand as the watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on account
of the old leather strap that he used in place of a chain.
...
Jim was never
late. Della doubled the fob chain in her hand and sat on the corner of
the table near the door that he always entered. Then she heard his step
on the stair away down on the first flight, and she turned white for just
a moment. She had a habit for saying little silent prayer about the simplest
everyday things, and now she whispered: "Please God, make him think
I am still pretty."
The door opened
and Jim stepped in and closed it. He looked thin and very serious. Poor
fellow, he was only 22 and to be burdened with a family! He needed a new
overcoat and he was without gloves.
Jim stopped
inside the door, as immovable as a setter at the scent of quail. His eyes
were fixed upon Della, and there was an expression in them that she could
not read, and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor surprise, nor disapproval,
nor horror, nor any of the sentiments that she had been prepared for.
He simply stared at her fixedly with that peculiar expression on his face.
Della wriggled
off the table and went for him. "Jim, darling," she cried, "don't
look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold because I couldn't
have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. It'll grow
out again you won't mind, will you? I just had to do it. My hair grows
awfully fast. Say `Merry Christmas!' Jim, and let's be happy. You don't
know what a nice what a beautiful, nice gift I've got for you."
"You've
cut off your hair?" asked Jim, laboriously, as if he had not arrived
at that patent fact yet even after the hardest mental labor.
"Cut it
off and sold it," said Della. "Don't you like me just as well,
anyhow? I'm me without my hair, ain't I?"
Jim looked
about the room curiously.
"You say
your hair is gone?" he said, with an air almost of idiocy.
"You needn't
look for it," said Della. "It's sold, I tell you sold and gone,
too. It's Christmas Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it went for you. Maybe
the hairs of my head were numbered," she went on with sudden serious
sweetness, "but nobody could ever count my love for you. Shall I
put the chops on, Jim?"
"Don't
make any mistake, Dell," he said, "about me. I don't think there's
anything in the way of a haircut or a shave or a shampoo that could make
me like my girl any less. But if you'll unwrap that package you may see
why you had me going a while at first."
White fingers
and nimble tore at the string and paper. And then an ecstatic scream of
joy; and then, alas! a quick feminine change to hysterical tears and wails,
necessitating the immediate employment of all the comforting powers of
the lord of the flat.
For there lay
The Combs the set of combs, side and back, that Della had worshipped long
in a Broadway window. Beautiful combs, pure tortoise shell, with jewelled
rims just the shade to wear in the beautiful vanished hair. They were
expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had simply craved and yearned
over them without the least hope of possession. And now, they were hers,
but the tresses that should have adorned the coveted adornments were gone.
But she hugged
them to her bosom, and at length she was able to look up with dim eyes
and a smile and say: "My hair grows so fast, Jim!"
And them Della
leaped up like a little singed cat and cried, "Oh, oh!"
Jim had not
yet seen his beautiful present. She held it out to him eagerly upon her
open palm. The dull precious metal seemed to flash with a reflection of
her bright and ardent spirit.
"Isn't
it a dandy, Jim? I hunted all over town to find it. You'll have to look
at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see
how it looks on it."
Instead of
obeying, Jim tumbled down on the couch and put his hands under the back
of his head and smiled.
"Dell,"
said he, "let's put our Christmas presents away and keep 'em a while.
They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money
to buy your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on."
The magi, as
you know, were wise men wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the
Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the
privilege of exchange in case of duplication. And here I have lamely related
to you the uneventful chronicle of two foolish children in a flat who
most unwisely sacrificed for each other the greatest treasures of their
house. But in a last word to the wise of these days let it be said that
of all who give gifts these two were the wisest. O all who give and receive
gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the
magi.







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