Pokemon the Movie
2000 - Since bashing Pokemon last fall, I
have become a moderate fan of the televison
program. However, the last movie was horrible.
This will have to be much better to jumpstart the
show's waning popularity and get me in the
theater. Rated G.
What Lies Beneath
- Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star
in this thriller form Robert Zemeckis (Forrest
Gump). Let's face it, Ford needs a solid hit
again and Pfeiffer could use one too. I would
hate to have the taste of Dangerous Minds and
Random Hearts in my mouth for too much longer.
Besides, the previews look really good. Rated R.
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Big Momma's House
- Martin Lawrence looks to solidify his box
office power with this comedy about a policeman
who goes underocover to protect a damsel in
distress. Rated PG-13.
Chicken Run -
The creators of Wallace and Gromitt bring their
whimsical vision of chickens flying the coop to
the screen. Mel Gibson stars as an American
rooster that helps the chickens avoid being made
into pie. This looks amazing. Rated G.
Gladiator -
Russell Crowe (The Insider) stars as Maximus,
asoldier who is enslaved and must fight for honor
and survival. The bad guy is named Commodus, get
it ? Rated R.
Gone in 60 Seconds
- Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie star in
this film about heisting 50 cars in one night to
save a man's little brother. Who knew Grand Theft
Auto would be so exciting. Rated PG-13.
The In Crowd -
A teen horror film about how far some people will
go to be popular and how much further others will
go to stay popular. Rated PG-13.
Me, Myself and
Irene - This movie is hysterically funny.
The audience laughed like little girls. And
though Jim Carrey is the star, and he is
terrific, this is not, repeat, NOT, for children.
Rated R.
Scary Movie -
The long-awaited spoof of the recent teen horror
flicks finally hits the screen. Brought to by the
Wayans Brothers, if you liked "I'm Gonna Git
You Sucka" and "Don't Be A
Menace", this film is right up your alley.
Please don't allow young children to see it,
There are a lot of adult themes. Rated R.
The Kid -
Bruce Willis stars in this Disney movie about a
middle aged man meeting himself as a little boy.
This movie should be filled with warmth Rated PG.
The Patriot -
Mel Gibson defends his family and his country in
the Revolutionary War. The Patriot is brought to
you by the makers of another huge 4th of July
movie, called...Independence Day. Rated R.
The Perfect Storm
- Based on Sebastian Junger's true-life tale
of two ships stuck out in the worst storm in
history. George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg star in
this action movie from Wolfgang Petersen. Rated
PG-13.
X-Men -
Mutants are everywhere and they can kick evil's
butt. All of your favorite X-Men are here:
Wolverine, Magneto, Cyclops, Storm and Professor
X. This movie, directed by Bryan Singer (The
Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil) looks really exciting.
Check it out. Rated PG-13.
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Erin Brockovich
- Julia Roberts stars in this film based on
a true story. I heard it was pretty good and that
Roberts was as pretty as ever. Rated R.
Final Destination
- A young man convinces his friends not to
fly a plane after he gets a bad feeling about the
flight. The flight crashes and they were supposed
to be on it, now Death is stalking them. Rated R.
Flintstones in Viva
Rock Vegas - The world didn't really want
another Flintstones movie and I didn't really
want to write anything about it. I guess at $1 a
pop, it might be worth 90 minutes in an artically
air conditioned environment. Rated PG.
Love and Basketball
- Omar Epps stars in this film about a boy
and girl who play basketball and fall in love.
Supposedly, it is a very good film. Rated PG-13.
My Dog Skip -
Frankie Muniz (Malcom in the Middle) stars as a
boy who gets a dog.Hailed by critics as a truly
great family film, check out My Dog Skip for a
buck. Rated PG.
U-571 - An
American submarine crew in WWII finds a German
submarine and must battle to stay alive. Matthew
McConaughey and Harvey Keitel star. Rated PG-13.
Rules of Engagement
- Samuel L. Jackson is a soldier falsely
accused of making a major mistake involving
terroristic threats on the American embassy. It
is up to Tommy Lee jones to help him. Rated R.
28 Days -
Sandra bullock stars as an alcoholic in this
movie about detox. There are more laughs than
expected, so I'm told. Rated PG-13.
The Big Kahuna
- Kevin Spacey and Danny Devito star as
salesman in this drama about two pros and a born
again Christian rookie in the sales force. Rated
R.
Titan A.E. -
Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore and Janeane garofalo
end their voices to this animated tale about
Earth in the future. Rated PG.
The Tigger Movie
- Tigger and all of his friends from the
Hundred Acre Forest are back in this tale about
friendship and family. Rated G.
The Virgin Suicides
- A well recieved art house type film about
a strange family. The film is mainly about the
mystery surrounding the family and the death of
one of their four daughters. Rated R.
Where The Heart Is
- Natalie Portman's character has a baby in
a Wal-Mart and the town either loves her or hates
her. Ashley Judd also stars. rated PG-13.







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