write this "spamming" article, I have to

mention the "Who Wants to Marry a

Multi-Millionaire" TV show. My only fear is there is

little left to make fun of this albatross of a show over

Fox's neck. Personally, I don't see what the problem was.

I think the secrets uncovered about the groom aren't

really any more amazing than what most people find out

about their spouses after they get married. Just in most

non-TV show situations, it takes longer to get to the

truth.

I particularly liked the

bride from the show. She didn't know at all what she was

getting herself into, she said. Yeah, right! She mostly

reminded me of what most dates in my life must have

sounded like after they went out with me. Much like this

woman, they probably cried to their friends about how

they got the raw end of the deal and how it was all

"the guy's" fault.

Coincidently, most of the

girls I have dated in my life I have told that I was a

multimillionaire, or at the least, a space shuttle

astronaut. At least I have never had any restraining

orders against me, but I must admit I have been on the

"10 Most Wanted" list among the fashion police.

One of my favorite old-time

comics, Jerry Lewis, has been in the news of late. Seems

as though he made some sexist remarks about women

comedians, or as they used to spell it in the TV Guide,

"comediennes." Jerry, in his ever amicable way,

said that women comics are not funny and should just

stick to having babies. This is strange to me as all my

favorite stand-ups have almost always been women: Paula

Poundstone, Roseanne Barr, and of course Ellen Degeneres.

It is stupid to me when a

man looks at a woman and says she is "supposed to be

having babies." What does that say about us men? I

mean do women look at us and ever say, "You know, he

should be working in a field." People forget that

the original "designations" at the fall of

mankind was for women to have children and men to work by

the sweat of his brow. Yet, men always get to venture

into anything they like, and women are expected to

"just have babies." Women should just tell

Jerry Lewis to "go work in a field." Though it

wouldn't be by the sweat of his brow, more like the oil

of his hair.

A totally unrelated event

worthy of spamming is Jennifer Lopez' dress at the Grammy

Awards. Most people think here dress - with cleavage

that went all the way below her navel - was a little

too risqu�. But that dress was actually court-ordered

due to the arrest of her boyfriend Sean Puff-Daddy Combs.

Seems that she could only wear an outfit that was

incapable of concealing a weapon. She couldn't have

concealed a bullet in that dress. If I am not mistaken,

Jerry Lewis saw her in that dress and was heard to say,

"Laaaaddddyyyyy... Mrs. Farmul-wacken-stein!!!"

Lopez then had to issue a restraining order on him.

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