Mickey Blue Eyes -

Hugh Grant plays the charming Brit who is marrying into

the mob. He'll smile lots and make the women swoon. Rated

PG-13.

Universal Soldier 2 -

Jean Claude Van Damme battles a new breed of Universal

Soldiers (including the WCW's Goldberg). Gee, I wonder if

he'll win? Rated R.

Pick

of the Week

Bowfinger - A soon to

be classic. Steve Martin plays a terrible director (think

Ed Wood) who makes his crew's Hollywood dreams come true.

The laughs keep coming and Eddie Murphy is brilliant in a

dual role. Rated PG-13.

Now

Playing

American Pie - I

wonder if my past encounters would be that funny on the

screen. It would certainly be a longer movie. Rated R.

The Blair Witch Project

-An innovative horror film that packs quite a punch.

Rated R.

Brokedown Palace - Two

girls get arrested in the Orient when drugs are found on

them. It was planted there and it's up to Bill Pullman to

try and get them out. Rated R.

Deep Blue Sea - Think

Jurassic Shark. A cure for Alzheimer's lies with sharks,

but these sharks have had their intelligence enhanced and

a smart shark is a dangerous one. Rated PG-13.

Detroit Rock City -

Last week I called this movie "Rock N Roll All

Night" by accident. I wonder if it even

matters.Rated R.

Dick - A comedy about

two girls who get involved with the Nixon White House

during the Watergate Scandal. Twenty years from now it

will be Bill, except it will be rated NC-17. Rated PG-13.

The General's Daughter

- John Travolta plays an investigator looking into

the murder of ...the general's daughter. Lots of suspense

and drama, just try to not think, "Barbarino".

Rated R.

The Haunting - This

remake boasts new effects and a talented cast,but it is

boring with tons of gaps. It is heavy with lameness.

Rated PG-13.

Inspector Gadget - One

of America's favorite cartoon detectives gets a live

action movie. Matthew Broderick stars as the bumblingly

brilliant Gadget. Rated PG.

The Iron Giant -

Classic looking cartoon about a young boy and a giant

friend from outer space. It looks very good. Rated G.

Mystery Men - Here's

the review from my friend Kurt - When it's funny,

it's real funny, but when it's dull, it's real dull. Not

all bad, but not all that. Rated PG-13.

The Sixth Sense - This

is an incredible movie with one of the best endings in

recent history. It is well acted, masterfully directed

and ultra creepy without being ultra-blatant. Rated

PG-13. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - So, it's not

the second coming. This is a great movie with effects

that mess with your mind long after. It is a perfect

beginning to the story and the performances are great.

Rated PG.

Tarzan - Disney didn't

make a lot of noise about this movie, but it makes as big

a splash as the best of them. It has a good story, nice

songs, and incredible visuals. Rated G.

The Thomas Crown Affair

- Brosnan takes a break from being Bond by being a

burglar (a really good burglar). This is a remake and it

is getting good reviews. Rated R.

Wild, Wild West - A

critical flop, this underachieving film was a hit with

the masses, at least for one week. Rated PG-13.

The Wood - A

comedy/drama about four young men growing up in The Wood.

I haven't heard much either way. Rated R.

Also

Playing

Austin Powers 2 - I

found this to be funnier than the original. Mike Myers is

at home playing wacky characters and the Austin Powers

series is like the 90's version of The Pink Panther.

Rated PG-13.

Entrapment - Sean

Connery is a burglar and Catherine Zeta Jones is a cop.