So. We'd found and agreed
upon The Next Boat.
A Nimble Nomad, she's a
pretty little river trawler, needing only 18 inches of
water under her keel and able to run up on a sandy beach.
A 45 HP Honda outboard powers her so quietly you can
carry on normal conversation in the cabin.
Which is where the helm is.
No more frying in the sun in an open stern, we'll do our
boating in the shade. Or out of the rain. A companionway
(nauticalese for "door") both fore and aft
enables captain or crew to step out into deep cockpits
from which to handle lines safely.
Ideal for a pair of senior
mariners, this boat invariably suggests two adjectives
- "geriatric" and "cute" -
that I suspect Dave is tired of hearing applied to his
vessel.
But it's true. The boat has
grab-rails and other safety provisions built in, and with
its forest green canopy, it's just so darn cute.
The plan was that we'd
bring her to Georgia from her location in Annapolis early
last winter so we could have her ready for spring
launching. We traded in a puny Toyota for a vehicle with
the muscle to tow 3,500 pounds. The whole point of a
small boat is that we can tow it to waterways around the
country.
Now size is relative. A
25-foot trawler looks awfully small when you're working
out sleeping arrangements and an adequate galley for two
adults.
But set her on a trailer
and hitch her to a Jeep, and suddenly small becomes huge.
Dave wanted perfect weather
and road conditions before he essayed to haul her home.
As winter passed, he spent hours a day on The Weather
Channel until he spotted a window of opportunity. It was
late March before we hauled our new trailer to Maryland
to pick up the boat.
He swears it was a piece of
cake, but I left fingerprints in the Jeep's arm-rest as
the Titanic behind us start wagging the car. It happened
only at certain speeds, downhill, and scared me to death.
Dave never failed to
correct it quickly, however, even though that entailed
the use of brakes. Conventional wisdom says to pull
straight ahead, but surge-brakes make a difference. Apply
them and both tow-vehicle and trailer slow down
decisively.
At last our objective was
secured and we had The Next Boat within easy reach of
tools. During the loveliest spring in my memory, the
overhaul began. I can honestly say the past months have
been among the happiest of our marriage, planning,
shopping, working, solving problems. Together.
First there was all the
obvious stuff - removing old varnish, sanding teak,
buffing out the dark green paint of the hull, repainting
the red bottom, and scrubbing to remove months of
airborne soil from the white gel-coat.
The major construction
projects were at my insistence. To circumvent having to
take down the dining table and rearrange cushions to make
up a bed, we revised the portside bunk to become a settee
can remain in place when the settee is used as a bunk at
night.
I wanted a cabinet I could
store my laptop in, with a drop-down leaf on which to
type or read electronic charts and still sit up forward
next to Dave. Built to reflect the console on which the
ship's wheel and the compass are mounted, it's a series
of trapezoids, with virtually no right angles or parallel
lines.
An engineer I am not, and
several efforts to make kraft-paper patterns for Dave to
turn into a plywood structure resulted in some truly
dreadful failures and not a few heated discussions.
With no two planes quite
parallel, and no way to be certain what's level on a boat
on a trailer, one relies heavily on eye-balling a
project.
Lesson learned: if a line
looks slanted, regardless of what the spirit level says,
slanted it is and slanted it will remain. Amazing what
defects some well-placed trim can correct.
We installed dish shelves
and a knife block and better access to the boat's
capacious storage bins, built a cutting board/lid for a
food storage bin, added a fiddled shelf over Dave's bunk
to match the one over mine, installed reading lamps, a
mirror, and a shelf for toiletries in the head.
We beat a weekly path from
boat to hardware store to Home Depot and HomePlace, with
telephonic detours to the marine supply catalogs, buying
hinges, cane webbing, insect screening, and forest green
throw pillows, place mats, napkins, galley towels. The
small scale of a small boat provides ways to save, such
as splitting one king-sized cotton blanket into two
bunk-sized.
One day, Dave said,
"I'm ready to do something different. Let's get this
boat in the water." We had bought, built or invented
just about everything we needed to make The Next Boat our
own - except for a name.
As we peeled
"Beachcomber" off her sides, we debated whether
to stay with the name of her two immediate predecessors
- "Alice" - or choose one that
includes all three of our daughters. "Three
Girls?" An acronym of Mary, Alice and Jean:
"Maryalicejean?" "MalJean?"
"JAM?"
In the end, we decided not
to forego family tradition. The decision made, we watched
the sign maker on Highway 85 work computer magic with
Brush Script and forest green vinyl.
And a few days later, the
steady hand of our friend Marquita shadowed with gold
paint a name that remembers an absent child while
acknowledging her sisters: "Alice III."
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