The race for
president of Starr's Mill High School is over and Tony Tofanelli, the
candidate for the Free Liberty Party, is the winner.
He defeated
Rob Fine of the New America Party, capturing two-thirds of the votes cast
The political
campaigns waged by Tofanelli and Fine were engineered, managed and supported
Their teacher,
Mike Raymer, crafted personas for Tofanelli and Fine, along with party
platforms. There was even a "scandal day" when the candidates
were faced with embarrassing revelations about their past.
A debate focusing
on real issues preceded the voting.
Both candidates
came away enlightened. "It gave us a real in-depth perception of
a two-man election," Tofanelli said. Fine said the issues helped
him find a voice, and form an opinion on controversial subjects such as
capital punishment and abortion. "It was good for me; I never had
an opinion before," he said.
So who were
these fictional candidates and where did they stand on the issues?
Tofanelli was
a two-term congressman from Missouri. While in office, he has stressed
family values and a stronger military. In the past, Tofanelli has repeatedly
voted in favor of laws that would limit the right to abortion. Prior to
his work in Congress, Tofanelli owned and operated the largest poultry
plant in Missouri. He is married and has one child.
Fine is a two-term
governor from Vermont. As governor, he stressed free trade and education.
In the past, Fine has supported the right to abortion, as well as gay
rights/legalized gay marriages. Before he became governor, Fine was a
lawyer for the ACLU. He is married and has five children.
Some of the
issues tackled by the two included defense and foreign policy, the environment,
taxes, education, gun control, abortion and Social Security.
Raymer's class
of seniors was divided into two parties, the New America Party and the
Free Liberty Party. Their job in the course of three weeks was to nominate
a candidate, brief him on the issues, campaign and get him elected. Campaign
managers strategized and played trouble shooter when their men got into
trouble. Fine's campaign staffers even made cookies to distribute to prospective
voters, promoting cookies over guns.
The debate
found a Sunday-suited Tofanelli, standing confidently behind the podium,
while Fine, tie-less and sporty, courted his liberal followers.
Both candidates
were well versed on the issues and knew their facts. The audience was
attentive and interested.
In the end,
however, conservatism and Tofanelli won out. The victory party followed
the election with Fine and his supporters serving apple pie to Tofanneli
and his staff.
If only real
politics were this civilized.







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