It seems like just about everybody

has a clothing line these days.

The latest additions to the off-the-rack offerings come from Sean �Puffy�

Combs and that millionaire man himself, Regis Philbin. With Puffy pants

and Regis wear, can Survivor sarongs be far behind?

Gore-tex, a popular textile blend is the perfect fabric for the current

presidential election year combining the Al Gore�s bland with GW�s Texas

flair.

With President Clinton soon to be out of work, his best bet may be hitting

the retail market with a line of casual wear. I can see Bill now debuting

Clinton Casuals in wash and wear polyester blend, the perfect mix-and-match

sportswear for golf or just plain goofing off.

Celebrity mom Madonna has the

perfect moniker for a collection of maternity wear or stretchy new mother

garb.

As the mother of two, her

ever-evolving sense of style will surely go through yet another transformation.

I would like to introduce

a collection of kids wear that is germ resistant, water-repellent, teflon

coated and needs no washing. These wonder garments would also grow along

with the child. Imagine receiving a layette that would accommodate your

little one from crib to college! Of course an 18-year-old may balk at

wearing a t-shirt embossed with Thomas the Train, but with some creative

designing and use of primary colors, the perfect wardrobe could be assembled.

Accessories are always big

and fashion mavens are hot for Monica Lewinsky�s line of satchel-like

purses in bright colors and fabrics. How about kerchiefs by Kelly? That

intrepid survivor will be off the air and off the island tonight, one

million dollars richer or not.

The headgear worn by the hierarchy

of the Catholic Church has yet to catch on with lay society despite its

cutting-edge style and space efficiency. The pope�s collapsible mitre

and cardinals� scarlet beanies make a powerful fashion statement which

have transcended centuries.

Elian�s Miami relatives may

yet cash in on the boy who won the hearts of Americans from coast to coast

with boys bullet-proof t-shirts which contain an easily activated built

in flotation device in the seams.

It�s anybody�s guess whose

current couture will be featured in the fashion mags in the months to

come, but it�s a safe bet that we haven�t seen the last of celebrity rags.

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