Me, Myself and Irene -

This movie is hysterically funny. The audience laughed

like little girls. And though Jim Carrey is the star, and

he is terrific, this is not, repeat, NOT, for children.

Rated R.

Pokemon the Movie 2000

- Since bashing Pokemon last fall, I have become a

moderate fan of the televison program. However, the last

movie was horrible. This will have to be much better to

jumpstart the show's waning popularity and get me in the

theater. Rated G.

Scary Movie - The

long-awaited spoof of the recent teen horror flicks

finally hits the screen. Brought to by the Wayans

Brothers, if you liked "I'm Gonna Git You

Sucka" and "Don't Be A Menace", this film

is right up your alley. Please don't allow young children

to see it, There are a lot of adult themes. Rated R.

The Kid - Bruce Willis

stars in this Disney movie about a middle aged man

meeting himself as a little boy. This movie should be

filled with warmth Rated PG.

The Patriot - Mel

Gibson defends his family and his country in the

Revolutionary War. The Patriot is brought to you by the

makers of another huge 4th of July movie,

called...Independence Day. Rated R.

The Perfect Storm -

Based on Sebastian Junger's true-life tale of two ships

stuck out in the worst storm in history. George Clooney

and Mark Wahlberg star in this action movie from Wolfgang

Petersen. Rated PG-13.

What Lies Beneath -

Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star in this thriller

form Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump). Let's face it, Ford

needs a solid hit again and Pfeiffer could use one too. I

would hate to have the taste of Dangerous Minds and

Random Hearts in my mouth for too much longer. Besides,

the previews look really good. Rated R.

X-Men - Mutants are

everywhere and they can kick evil's butt. All of your

favorite X-Men are here: Wolverine, Magneto, Cyclops,

Storm and Professor X. This movie, directed by Bryan

Singer (The Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil) looks really

exciting. Check it out. Rated PG-13.

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Erin Brockovich -

Julia Roberts stars in this film based on a true story. I

heard it was pretty good and that Roberts was as pretty

as ever. Rated R.

Final Destination - A

young man convinces his friends not to fly a plane after

he gets a bad feeling about the flight. The flight

crashes and they were supposed to be on it, now Death is

stalking them. Rated R.

Flintstones in Viva Rock

Vegas - The world didn't really want another

Flintstones movie and I didn't really want to write

anything about it. I guess at $1 a pop, it might be worth

90 minutes in an artically air conditioned environment.

Rated PG.

Love and Basketball -

Omar Epps stars in this film about a boy and girl who

play basketball and fall in love. Supposedly, it is a

very good film. Rated PG-13.

My Dog Skip - Frankie

Muniz (Malcom in the Middle) stars as a boy who gets a

dog.Hailed by critics as a truly great family film, check

out My Dog Skip for a buck. Rated PG.

U-571 - An American

submarine crew in WWII finds a German submarine and must

battle to stay alive. Matthew McConaughey and Harvey

Keitel star. Rated PG-13.

Rules of Engagement -

Samuel L. Jackson is a soldier falsely accused of making

a major mistake involving terroristic threats on the

American embassy. It is up to Tommy Lee jones to help

him. Rated R.

28 Days - Sandra

bullock stars as an alcoholic in this movie about detox.

There are more laughs than expected, so I'm told. Rated

PG-13.

The Big Kahuna - Kevin

Spacey and Danny Devito star as salesman in this drama

about two pros and a born again Christian rookie in the

sales force. Rated R.

Titan A.E. - Matt

Damon, Drew Barrymore and Janeane garofalo end their

voices to this animated tale about Earth in the future.

Rated PG.

The Tigger Movie -

Tigger and all of his friends from the Hundred Acre

Forest are back in this tale about friendship and family.

Rated G.

The Virgin Suicides -

A well recieved art house type film about a strange

family. The film is mainly about the mystery surrounding

the family and the death of one of their four daughters.

Rated R.

Where The Heart Is -

Natalie Portman's character has a baby in a Wal-Mart and

the town either loves her or hates her. Ashley Judd also

stars. rated PG-13.

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