Pokemon the Movie 2000
- Since bashing Pokemon last fall, I have become a
moderate fan of the televison program. However, the last
movie was horrible. This will have to be much better to
jumpstart the show's waning popularity and get me in the
theater. Rated G.
What Lies Beneath -
Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star in this thriller
form Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump). Let's face it, Ford
needs a solid hit again and Pfeiffer could use one too. I
would hate to have the taste of Dangerous Minds and
Random Hearts in my mouth for too much longer. Besides,
the previews look really good. Rated R.
Now
Playing
Big Momma's House -
Martin Lawrence looks to solidify his box office power
with this comedy about a policeman who goes underocover
to protect a damsel in distress. Rated PG-13.
Chicken Run - The
creators of Wallace and Gromitt bring their whimsical
vision of chickens flying the coop to the screen. Mel
Gibson stars as an American rooster that helps the
chickens avoid being made into pie. This looks amazing.
Rated G.
Gladiator - Russell
Crowe (The Insider) stars as Maximus, asoldier who is
enslaved and must fight for honor and survival. The bad
guy is named Commodus, get it ? Rated R.
Gone in 60 Seconds -
Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie star in this film about
heisting 50 cars in one night to save a man's little
brother. Who knew Grand Theft Auto would be so exciting.
Rated PG-13.
Me, Myself and Irene -
This movie is hysterically funny. The audience laughed
like little girls. And though Jim Carrey is the star, and
he is terrific, this is not, repeat, NOT, for children.
Rated R.
Mission Impossible 2 -
Tom Cruise is back as Ethan Hunt, the best secret agent
since Sean Connery was James Bond. This time Cruise is
directed by genius John Woo, who gave us Face Off and a
ton of great Hong Kong action-thrillers. It was a lot of
fun with amazing action and fight sequences. Rated PG-13.
Scary Movie - The
long-awaited spoof of the recent teen horror flicks
finally hits the screen. Brought to by the Wayans
Brothers, if you liked "I'm Gonna Git You
Sucka" and "Don't Be A Menace", this film
is right up your alley. Please don't allow young children
to see it, There are a lot of adult themes. Rated R.
The Adventures of Rocky and
Bullwinkle - Moose and Squirrel hit the silver
screen with a live action Boris and Natasha and Robert
Deniro as Fearless leader. It could be funny. Rated PG.
The Kid - Bruce Willis
stars in this Disney movie about a middle aged man
meeting himself as a little boy. This movie should be
filled with warmth Rated PG.
The Patriot - Mel
Gibson defends his family and his country in the
Revolutionary War. The Patriot is brought to you by the
makers of another huge 4th of July movie,
called...Independence Day. Rated R.
The Perfect Storm -
Based on Sebastian Junger's true-life tale of two ships
stuck out in the worst storm in history. George Clooney
and Mark Wahlberg star in this action movie from Wolfgang
Petersen. Rated PG-13.
X-Men - Mutants are
everywhere and they can kick evil's butt. All of your
favorite X-Men are here: Wolverine, Magneto, Cyclops,
Storm and Professor X. This movie, directed by Bryan
Singer (The Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil) looks really
exciting. Check it out. Rated PG-13.
Also
Playing
Final Destination - A
young man convinces his friends not to fly a plane after
he gets a bad feeling about the flight. The flight
crashes and they were supposed to be on it, now Death is
stalking them. Rated R.
High Fidelity - John
Cusack stars as a record store owner who re-examines his
mistakes with women in hopes of getting back together
with his girlfriend. It has a great soundtrack and is
pretty funny. Rated R.
Love and Basketball -
Omar Epps stars in this film about a boy and girl who
play basketball and fall in love. Supposedly, it is a
very good film. Rated PG-13.
U-571 - An American
submarine crew in WWII finds a German submarine and must
battle to stay alive. Matthew McConaughey and Harvey
Keitel star. Rated PG-13.
Rules of Engagement -
Samuel L. Jackson is a soldier falsely accused of making
a major mistake involving terroristic threats on the
American embassy. It is up to Tommy Lee jones to help
him. Rated R.
28 Days - Sandra
bullock stars as an alcoholic in this movie about detox.
There are more laughs than expected, so I'm told. Rated
PG-13.
Flintstones in Viva Rock
Vegas - The world didn't really want another
Flintstones movie and I didn't really want to write
anything about it. I guess at $1 a pop, it might be worth
90 minutes in an artically air conditioned environment.
Rated PG.
Erin Brockovich -
Julia Roberts stars in this film based on a true story. I
heard it was pretty good and that Roberts was as pretty
as ever. Rated R.
My Dog Skip - Frankie
Muniz (Malcom in the Middle) stars as a boy who gets a
dog.Hailed by critics as a truly great family film, check
out My Dog Skip for a buck. Rated PG.
The Big Kahuna - Kevin
Spacey and Danny Devito star as salesman in this drama
about the pros and the rookies in the sales force. Rated
R.
The Tigger Movie -
Tigger and all of his friends from the Hundred Acre
Forest are back in this tale about friendship and family.
Rated G.
Where The Heart Is -
Natalie Portman's character has a baby in a Wal-Mart and
the town either loves her or hates her. Ashley Judd also
stars. rated PG-13.
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