Cider House Rules -
Based on the John Irving novel of the same name, the fil
deals with an orphan named Homer and the eccentric, yet
loveable people, who live around him. Rated R.
Stuart Little - Based
on E.B. White's children's story, Stuart is a small mouse
that lives with a normal sized human family. It looks
like lots of new stuff was added for the kids and the
traditional plot elements have fallen by the wayside. We
shall see though. RatedPG.
Now
Playing
American Beauty -
Finally, playing at Tinseltown, this critically acclaimed
film is worth a viewing. The performances are stellar,
the script is poignant, and the direction is superb. It
will be a travesty if this film isn't nominated in every
major category at the Academy Awards. Rated R.
Anywhere but Here -
Susan Sarandon and Natalie Portman star in this drama
aimed at mothers and daughters. They are both excellent
actresses but there is not much of a plot. Rated PG-13.
The Bachelor - Chris
O'Donnell plays a man who must get married to get his
massive inheritance. I'll bet somebody learns the true
meaning of love along the way. Rated PG-13.
Being John Malkovich -
Spike Jonze directs this film that seems to have
everybody talking. John Cusack finds a door that leads
into the mind of John Malkovich (the spooky actor). Soon,
everybody is taking a ride inside the actor, but at what
cost? This film is only playing at a few theaters, but it
is spreading. Rated R.
The Best Man - A
comedy about an author who gets into trouble writing
about semi-fictional accounts with his friend's
girlfriend. Starring Taye Diggs (Go) Rated R.
The Bone Collector -
This was a great book, so be careful of the film. Denzel
Washington plays a paralyzed man who was formerly a
detective. He helps a rookie cop track down a serial
killer. Rated R.
Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo
- A very funny movie that never strays too far from
the steps of Adam Sandler's films. The gags involve jokes
about sex, freakish people and profanity. I absolutely
loved it. Rated R.
End of Days - Arnold
Schwarzenegger returns to the big screen as a cop
battling the forces of evil. How much you want to bet the
story takes place in Los Angeles? Rated R.
The Green Mile -
Stephen King's serial novel comes to the screen. This is
not a horror film, but more of a spiritual drama. It is
getting high praise all around. Rated R.
Happy, Texas - The
movie deals with two escaped convicts who pose as pageant
coordinators to escape the long arm of the law. It has
received good word of mouth and stars Steve Zahn (That
Thing You Do) Rated PG-13.
The Insider - Russell
Crowe and Al Pacino star in this film about a man
revealing inside information on cigarette manufacturers
to the news program 60 Minutes. This is based on a true
story. Rated R.
Music of my Heart -
Recounting the true story of a woman's attempts at
getting a violin class for an iner city school in New
York City. The film stars Meryl Streep and Gloria
Estefan. Rated PG.
Pokemon's First Movie
- $52.1 million in five days ! That is sick ! I'm
going into the fad business. I'm going to create the fad
that surpasses Pokemon - Country Monkeys ! You laugh
now, but you'll be crying next Christmas. Rated G.
Sleepy Hollow - Tim
Burton returns with this dark piece about the legend of
Sleepy Hollow. This is a great film but it is also very
violent. Johnny Depp is perfect as the nervous Ichabod
Crane. Rated R.
The World is Not Enough
- Another James Bond film with Pierce Brosnan as
Bond. Brosnan is second only to Connery in my mind and
the last two films have been a lot of fun. Expect more of
the same. PG-13.
Toy Story 2 - Woody
and Buzz are back and this time it's Woody who needs
rescuing. Utterly enjoyable and possibly better than the
first one. It has a great sense of humorand is the
perfect holiday film. Rated G.
Also
Playing
Blue Streak - Martin
Lawrence plays a jewel thief who passes as a detective.
If Eddie Murphy can do police comedy, Martin can do
police comedy. I hear this is pretty good. Rated PG-13.
Drive Me Crazy - The
world loves the girl who plays Sabrina (Melissa Joan
Hart), let's put her in an awful teen comedy that is made
of recycled teen movie cliche's. Rated PG-13.
Elmo in Grouchland -
Loveable Elmo travels to Grouchland in search of his
blanket. It only costs a dollar to see this film and
there are no trading cards that go with it. Rated G.
Fight Club - This
movie deserved better than it got. It is an intelligent,
furious, film that displays a biting sense of humor with
intensity. The perfect film to end the 20th century.
Rated R.
For Love of the Game -
If there's one thing that Kevin Costner does well, it's a
baseball movie. This one is directed by Sam Raimi, a
former wildman director known for the Evil Dead trilogy.
He has toned down of late and become a seriously
ambitious, yet still daring director. Rated PG-13
Love Stinks - This
will end up on many critics worst of 1999 list. Starring
the weird guy from Third Rock from the Sun and the lady
who played Sonja in Mortal Kombat. Both actors have real
names, but who cares? Rated R.
Runaway Bride - There
was so much hype about Richard Gere and Julia Roberts
teaming up again that you thought Sonny and Cher were
reuniting. This opened to warm reviews this summer, but
it didn't clean up at the box office. If you think you'll
be surprised and entertained, you probably will. Rated
PG.
Stigmata - Haven't
seen it but here's my sister's review."You'll love
it, if you want to see Patricia Arquette tortured."
Yuck Rated R.
Stir of Echoes - Kevin
Bacon stars in this film about a man who gets some
psychic powers after being hypnotized. It was not bad.
Rated R.
The Story of Us -
Bruce Willis and Michelle Pfeiffer show the ups and downs
of modern marriage.Fun if your husband looks like Bruce
Willis or your wife looks like Michelle Pfeiffer. Rated
PG-13.
The Thomas Crown Affair
- Rene Russo and Pierce Brosnan star in this remake.
No need to see it though if you just wanrt a Bond movie,
cause there is a new Bond movie out. Rated R.
Three to Tango -
Nervous that his friend will scam on his fiancee, a man
tells his grlfriend that his friend is gay. Hilarity
ensues. Rated PG-13.
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