Every winter in Ohio,
weathermen broke into regular programming with
"weather emergencies." White death, or snow, to
you Southerners, was imminent in our area. They would
advise people to stay home, stock up on supplies and to
make sure that they were profoundly frightened. As we all
barricaded ourselves in our houses, the snow lightly
dusted the ground and the next day the weathermen would
giggle and say they were sorry for the miscalculation.
We got lucky. Again. I was
never scared of snow, but these emergencies would scare
old people into an abnormal frenzy. Imagine a television
network reporting an imminent nuclear attack, how could
they convey a message of true importance when they have
already wasted all of their drama on an inch of snow.
This brings me to our
current emergency. I was watching a football game, when
one of the kids "accidentally" turned the
channel looking for MTV. During the ensuing channel
surfing, we stumbled upon the Weather Channel. Our
attention was grabbed suddenly, a man on a beach wearing
disaster clothes, talking and acting like he had just
seen the Space Shuttle just blow up.
"What is going on,
Dad?" my son exclaimed. "Did the President
drown?" I was as perplexed as my youngster, but my
best guess was that Miss Lewinsky had been arrested by
the fashion police for having way too much posterior and
even entertaining the thought of wearing a thong.
Meanwhile, we were glued to
the screen, attempting to find out what all of the
commotion was all about. Floyd was coming. Floyd was
coming. These modern day Paul Reveres were sounding the
alarm that the greatest storm in the history of the world
was bearing down on the Southeastern United States.
Bigger than Hugo, more powerful than Andrew and more
destructive than my 20-month-old son, Montana.
Now don't get me wrong, I
have great respect for Mother Nature and the destructive
abilities of hurricanes. However, the intensity and panic
with which these newspeople spoke momentarily made me
think of evacuating Peachtree City for the safety of
Newnan.
Again, people need to be
informed about an oncoming storm; however, this was
overkill. Every 15 minutes in Atlanta we had updates,
color pictures and interviews with the weather-geeks at
the National Hurricane Center. I found it laughable that
during all of the roving reports from the beach there
were always people frolicking all over the beach. Are
these people just idiots playing volleyball and
sunbathing or are they the levelheaded people not
convinced that the sky was falling?
Warning is good. Scaring is
bad. Our friends in North Carolina are feeling the
effects of this storm and people should be prepared for
emergencies. However, with every alarm that doesn't pan
out, people become a little less likely to heed future
warnings.
The television networks, in
their quest for ratings, abandon all rational thought and
magnify every event out of proportion. Let's hope when a
real emergency occurs we all haven't become numb to
warnings. However, with the media's overkill of daily
events, that's just what we run the risk of doing.
Keith Mobley
Peachtree City
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