Once a year
I attend the annual Southeastern Booksellers Association
Convention.
I have been
a member for 12 years and the annual convention is an
ideal place to interview authors and network with others
in the publishing industry. It is also the only time I
involve family in my business (ad)ventures.
It all
started back in 1987 when my back was bothering me. I
asked one sister if she would go with me and help with my
luggage, briefcase, etc. She did, and we enjoyed our time
together tremendously. The following year another sister
offered to join me. The first sister still wanted to
help, too. I figured "why not?" Both have been
tagging along ever since.
We always
split up and go in different directions. They seek out
authors or books I ought to help promote and tell me
about them. If I don't manage an interview at the
convention I usually follow up later.
I have not
had an opportunity yet to interview Joshua P. Warren,
author of "The Lonely Amoeba" and a book about
ghosts, but he is one of the authors Lynda discovered
this year.
She was
intrigued by "The Lonely Amoeba" and that was
the book she felt I should tell folks about. It is a
precious little children's book that helps the reader
understand how to be his or her own best friend. It is a
good book.
However...
While
learning about "The Lonely Amoeba," Lynda
discovered "Haunted Asheville." The author
handed a copy to her and asked her to check it out. She
told Mr. Warren that the three of us were going to spend
the night at the Grove Park Inn, in Asheville, on our way
home. He said, "Don't read my book until after you
leave there."
She said,
"Okay."
She lied.
We arrived
at the Grove Park and had a wonderful dinner on the
sunset terrace. The band was awesome and the sunset
equally so. We were starting to relax and were more than
ready to go to the room and to bed for a long overdue
good night's sleep when - you guessed it -
Lynda pulls out the ghost book.
We lie down
and she starts reading. After about thirty minutes I have
to tinkle. I insist that Tamra, the other sister, get out
of bed and go with me to the bathroom, just around the
wall, a good 20 feet. Lynda says "No way, she stands
so I can see her too, or we all go to the bathroom
together."
And so the
night unfolded. There was little sleep to be had. Luckily
we were in the Vanderbilt wing, which is a newer section
of the grand old resort hotel, or I can assure you we
would never have even closed our eyes.
The next
morning I took my sisters over to the old section. There
we stood just outside room 545 where they claim the
"pink lady" is most frequently sighted, felt
and heard. If the room had not been occupied, we might
have asked to see it, since it was daylight - at
least, we like to think we were that courageous.
Now, I did
not know anything about a "ghost" until Lynda
proudly presented us with the story, but I will tell you
that I already had decided - the first time I ever
went to the Inn for Sunday brunch and asked for a tour
and stood in the hall where room 545 is - that I
would never spend the night on that floor, and I wasn't
sure I ever even wanted to try to sleep in the place at
all.
But sisters
will do anything.
And so to
my memory bank I have added a humdinger of a memory. I am
sure I will go back to the Inn again whenever I have the
opportunity, for lunch or dinner maybe. But I will think
long and hard before I sleep there again, and then only
with my husband. Snuggling with my sisters holds little
or no appeal.
I did like
"The Little Amoeba" though. Small children
cannot always grasp the idea that Jesus Christ wants to
be their best friend. But it is possible to convince them
that they have within themselves the best playmate they
will ever want or need.
My
grandson, who turned 5 yesterday, is easily bored. At
least he used to tell me he was bored frequently. Every
time he would do so I would tell him to hold up his hands
and look at them. "Now, how can you be bored?"
I'd ask.
And so
would begin my dissertation about being made in the image
of God, and how if God created us, then we are creators
too, and there is no excuse for being bored when we have
a brain, hands and feet. He's getting the message.
He is
seldom still these days and not often bored. He is
discovering the potential of who he is as God's creation.
It is a
continuous adventure.







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