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Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
- Elmo searches for his blanket in the world beneath
Oscar's trash can. It is a place I have always wanted to
go myself. I think you all know my feelings on the
Muppets. Rated G.
American Beauty -
Write to your local theater and tell them to dump stuff
off of two screens and get this film. Hysterically funny,
touching, and real. There will be no better movie this
year. Rated R.
Blue Streak - Martin Lawrence
plays a jewel thief who passes as a detective. If Eddie
Murphy can do police comedy, Martin can do police comedy.
I hear this is pretty good. Rated PG-13.
Double Jeopardy - Have
you seen the preview for the number one movie in America?
If you have, you pretty much know where this one is
headed. Ashley Judd plays the wrongly accused wife and
Tommy Lee Jones is the pursuant who really wants to help
her. This movie has been number one for three weeks. Wow.
Rated R.
Drive Me Crazy -
Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa/Sabrina) stars in this teen
comedy. It looks pretty lame. Where have you gone John
Hughes, our teens turn their lonely eyes to you. Rated
PG-13.
Fight Club - Brad Pitt
and Edward Norton star in this intense action-drama about
members of a ...well, Fight Club, that progresses into
scary terrorist acts. This movie is very good with an
exceptional, Sixth Sense type plot twist. Careful though,
it is brutal and bloody. Rated R.
For Love of the Game -
If there's one thing that Kevin Costner does well, it's a
baseball movie. This one is directed by Sam Raimi, a
former wildman director known for the Evil Dead trilogy.
He has toned down of late and become a seriously
ambitious, yet still daring director. Rated PG-13.
Mystery, Alaska - The
creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and this summer's
biggest crocodile movie - Lake Placid, David E. Kelly,
now gives moviegoers an inspiring hockey movie. Who's
gonna win? Rated R.
Random Hearts -
Harrison Ford and Kristin Scott Thomas star in this
suspense drama about two people who find a connection
bewteen their spouses, whilse surrounded by political
intrigue. Rated R.
Runaway Bride -
Haven't seen it and I'm not too interested. You see, when
I know how a movie is going to end, I don't wanrt to see
it. If she doesn't go with Richard Gere at the end of the
movie, I'll eat my hat. Rated PG.
The Sixth Sense - This
is an incredible movie with one of the best endings in
recent history. It is well acted, masterfully directed
and ultra creepy without being ultra-blatant. Rated
PG-13.
Stigmata - With the
fall season, comes horror movies. This film stars
Patricia Arquette as a woman posessed. Rated R.
Superstar - I am not a
big fan of the take an SNL sketch and make it a 90 minute
film idea, but Molly Shannon is funny and Wayne's World
was suprisingly good. Flip a coin and go. Rated PG-13
Three Kings - Getting
lots of good buzz, this movie has a solid cast, an
intriguing young director, and a political message. There
is violence, but none of it is excessive or unnecesary.
Rated R.
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Big Daddy - Adam
Sandler comedy about a slacker who adopts a little boy to
win his girlfriend back. Sweet, cute, and funny. I'd
really like some old school Sandler comedy though. Billy
Madison 2 anyone? Rated PG-13.
Blair Witch Project -
This comes out on video very soon, but why not go to the
dollar theater and check it out. It was pretty fun,
albeit somewhat nauseating. Rated R.
Dudley DoRight -
Brendan Fraser looks to continue making movies out of all
the old cartoons. Next up: My Little Pony: Live Action.
Rated PG.
The Generals' Daughter
- John Travolta investigates misdeeds
involving...The General's Daughter. This film was shot in
Georgia. Rated R.
The Haunting - This
was not scary and it was not good. Rated PG-13.
Inspector Gadget - It
looked better than it really was, but it is fun for the
whole family. Technically, you shouldn't ever see Claw's
face, but...whatever. Rated PG.
The Iron Giant - An
animated film that pays tribute to the classic Warner
Brothers animation. Your kids should enjoy it and so
should you. Rated PG.
Star Wars Episode 1 -
This was a great movie and you just can't beat watching
it for a dollar. Enjoy yourselves and May the Force be
with you. Rated PG.
Tarzan - Disney didn't
make a lot of noise about this movie, but it makes as big
a splash as the best of them. It has a good story, nice
songs, and incredible visuals. Rated G.
The Wood - A movie
about best friends remembering the good times before a
wedding. This is an MTV picture with a solid cast and
decent reviews. Rated PG-13.
Universal Soldier 2 -
In your video store there are two sequels to Universal
Soldier, but this is the real one, meaning the one with
Van Damme. Whatever. You've seen one Van Damme movie,
you've seen them all. Rated R.
Wild, Wild West -
Heralded as possibly the worst movie of the summer. Pray
there is no sequel. Kenneth Branagh and Kevin Kline must
be pretty embarrassed. As embarrassed as you can be while
getting paid millions. Rated PG-13.?
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