A friend posted this on his FB page and ok'd me to share it:
Remember Jesus telling his followers, "Feed the hungry, but only fellow citizens and only after a thorough investigation of their background, a pee test, an inquisition into their religious beliefs, and a determination by the elders of their moral worthiness to receive your help. And, don't be suckered by those who falsely claim poverty. Check everyone's pockets. Twice. Then, make 'em feel bad about needing whatever crumbs you begrudgingly give them by constantly badmouthing people who receive help." That's what he said, right? Then the Pharisees all slapped him on the back and said, "God bless us every one."